Tuesday, 8 March 2011

Puss Gets the Boot


STORY
A mouse (named Jinx) is attempting to run but getting nowhere, because of a smug, superior cat (here named Jasper) holding Jinx's tail so that he cannot move. The cat pulls back Jinx's tail, opens his mouth, and releases him such that he will run into Jasper's mouth. Jinx spots the trap, brakes in time, and runs toward his mousehole, but Jasper catches him with his tail.
Jasper tosses the mouse into the air, who lands on the cat's tail, then runs down the cat's body until he has to stop once again just in front of the cat's mouth. Jinx dashes off and Jasper waltzes behind him innocently, hops in front of the door and opens his mouth. Jinx runs in this time, but rolls out of the cat's mouth on his tongue.
Jasper begins a chase and then sees a better idea: he runs around a back pathway, and sets up a quick trap. The cat dips his finger in ink, paints a fake mousehole on the wall, and pulls down a sign that says "HOME SWEET HOME". Jinx stops running in order to enter his "hole" and knocks himself out; the cat 'tsk's and revives the poor mouse with a dash of water.
Jinx recovers and soon notices that something is next to him. He feels the cat's head and grabs an eyelid; promptly, Jasper opens his eye and hoists him up. He looks into the cat's face and realizes who it is, gulps, and punches the cat in the eye; Jasper shrieks in pain and retaliates by giving chase, but shortly runs into a houseplant and breaks it.
His owner, Mammy Two Shoes, a black woman, quickly arrives and chastises Jasper: Jasper! Jasper! That no good cat! Jasper tiptoes away, but is soon under Mammy's broom. Just a minute, you good for nothin' cheap fur coat! Now, would you just look, just look at that mess you made!
As Jasper pulls the broom off his face, he sees the mess; the housemaid delivers one last threat that forms the basis for the cartoon:
Now, understand this, Jasper: if you breaks one more thing, you is goin' out, O-W-T, out! That's clear, ain't it? One more breakin', and you's goin' out! Now, get outta my sight 'fore I gets mad!
Punctuating her last line, Mammy pushes the cat away with her broom. Jasper creeps away, but soon runs into a table. The cat sees a vase falling from it and rushes over to save it; although he succeeds, he soon spots the mouse laughing at him. Jasper crawls over the floor malevolently, and Jinx gets out of the candlestick as Jasper runs up onto the table. Before the cat can catch him, the mouse holds out a wineglass from the table and threatens to break it.
Jasper skids to a stop to avoid serious trouble, retreats, and meanwhile hears Mammy, prancing around the house with the swept-up mess: Anymore breakin' and that cat's goin' outta here. Jasper gulps from hearing this, chuckles nervously and walks off. The mouse nods in delight, but soon sees Jasper running after him once again and renews the threat. This time, Jinx adds a taunt for good measure: he whacks the cat with the glass, who once again hides away in fear.
The mouse then decides to try a different method; with a wink at the camera, he throws the glass down and whistles for the cat, who sees Jerry pointing towards the ground, panics and dashes at the glass, narrowly saving it. Another whistle, another glass, the tray holding the glasses, and the four glasses that were on it follow; Jasper is lastly hit on the head with a decorated plate of flowers thrown by the mouse. Jasper sees Jinx taunting him with one more glass in his hand, and Jasper attempts to throw the plate to the ground in frustration, but realizes this would probably break it and hits himself over the head.
Jasper then spots pillows of all sorts on a nearby couch and lays them out, determined to end this threat. As Jinx is marching along the table, Jasper pops his head up next to him, and Jinx's threat fails to affect the cat. The mouse then twists his tail at the cat as if to say "Have it your way", and throws the glass to the floor in total arrogance. Not hearing the crash he expected, he looks down to the ground and sees that the glass fell on one of the pillows, followed by a smug grin from the cat. Before Jinx can get far, his tail is slapped; the mouse says a quick prayer:
"Now I lay me down to sleep."
"I pray the Lord my soul to keep."
"If I should die before I wake,"
"I hope and hope my soul he'll take."
After some quick thought, he adds "Amen", and Jasper lets him go, only to catch him with his tail again. Jasper tosses the mouse into the air and opens his mouth, expecting to eat the mouse when he falls back down. The mouse has been thrown up to the china rack and drops a plate down onto Jasper instead of himself.
Jasper is momentarily stunned, but still catches the plate; however, his troubles only begin as Jinx proceeds to run across the shelf of plates, knocking every one of them down. Jasper sweats increasingly more as he lugs around the stack of plates, then finally manages to stow it against the wall and pants from the weight of the dishes. Jasper is briefly safe, but he soon spots the mouse waving at him from the top of the stack. Jasper can only watch in terror as the mouse throws one more plate down to the ground, and it breaks.
Mammy hears it from upstairs and storms down the steps, proclaiming that she will evict the cat as soon as she gets down: Jasper? Jasper! Man, you is practically out now!
To multiply Jasper's humiliation, the mouse leaps in triumph, then runs down the stack of plates, stomps on Jasper's nose, rolls the cat's eyelids, squirts Jasper's milk on Jasper's back, and even cleans himself with Jasper's tail. The mouse spots Mammy approaching with broom in hand and knows he must get the job done soon or else he will be seen. The mouse kicks the cat in the rear, which causes him to drop all the crockery and take the entire blame. Jinx flees the scene and dives into his hole just before Mammy squashes him with her foot.
Jasper is dragged across the floor by Mammy and thrown out of the house: "And when I says 'out', Jasper, I means out. O-U-W-T, out!" The triumphant Jinx watches his opponent get thrown out, and then spots the "Home Sweet Home" sign used to trick him earlier. The mouse posts the sign by his real mousehole and nods in confidence that this is the real one as he marches in.

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